December 18, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. The fifth Republican presidential debate took place on Tuesday in Las Vegas. It was the one night a year in Vegas where if you said “I’m interested in craps,” you’d have to be more specific. 2....
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1. According to a new study, an increase in the frequency of viewing pornography leads to a decrease in motivation amongst men. Which explains, why, most days, Hugh Hefner doesn’t even get out of his...
View ArticleJanuary 20, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. Yesterday, Sarah Palin endorsed Donald Trump for president. An announcement that was met with enthusiastic applause by both Trump and Hillary supporters. 2. A new study found that families may be...
View ArticleMarch 1, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. On Monday, the NFL said the so-called Gronkowski cruise, in which Patriots tight-end Rob Gronkowski made a paid appearance on a four-day cruise Norwegian Cruise, is not being investigated by the...
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1. On Wednesday, the IOC announced that a team comprised solely of refugees will compete in this year’s Summer Olympics. Donald Trump said he will use the refugees’ results in the pole vault to...
View ArticleSeptember 1, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. Disgraced former-Senator Anthony Weiner reportedly bragged about using his kid as a chick magnet. And he can continue to do so every other weekend. 2. Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump on...
View ArticleSeptember 7, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. Police say a man broke into a home on Martha’s Vineyard over the weekend, didn’t steal anything, but painted the resident’s dog purple. So maybe, just maybe, Prince is still alive. 2. In a new...
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